My Theory on Algebra

I posted this theory during the beginning of my junior year, but since I am sitting in Algebra right now, I'm going to share the story again.

For those of you who don't know already, I hate Algebra. This class isn't making things better. Today, the teacher was explaining to us that our final is on the 21st, and our tlast test is the week before. She couldn't figure out that the class before is on the 14th, not the 18th... (-_-;)

And of course, this is also the class with the teacher who has added these quotes to my collection:

"The set of all solutions is called the 'solution set.'"

"We are going to use coordinates, which are number pairs. Number pairs are called 'coordinates.'"

I'm stuck in this for nearly 3 hours once a week. It's painful.

So, anyway.... I believe that Algebra is really just a secret alien language. If you translate these messages into English, you will learn that the aliens are threatening the human existence. They are set upon exterminating the human race. Ultimately, I believe our end will be due to the Plutonians seeking revenge after we demoted their home planet.

So, how do you feel about knowing that you are passing around messages from creatures from another world?

(-_-)

Okay, so I usually don't do this, but I'm going to give you a sneak peek on my next two blog entries:

Thursday, November 26, 2009: I'll be attempting to start up my annual Thanksgiving blog post again. We'll see how that goes.

Then, hopefully a few days later, I'm going to post a Christmas story I've been working on for a few years now. It's really nothing that great, but I kinda like it anyway.

Have a great day!